Wow, I sure laughed my ass off reading this Indi Samarajiva! When I lived in Bahrain, every bathroom had bum guns for washing your ass. I thought it was really strange that Muslims washed their asses after using the toilet but like you say, it is WAY more hygienic not to mention kinder to the environment. People use way too much toilet paper especially after they poop! We need to change for cleaner butts AND a cleaner environment!! 😁👍🏻