I’m Dating A Man With No Needs
As I’m cuddling him in bed, I’m thinking how lucky I am to have finally found the perfect guy. Yes he DOES exist and I get to sleep with him every night. He’s super considerate. He never farts, snores or takes up more than his fair share of the bed. In fact, just the other night, I shoved him right off the bed in my sleep. When I woke up he was still lying on the floor but didn’t utter a sound. He probably couldn’t find the strength to get back up onto the bed with just ONE arm!
Movie Night 🎥
When we watch movies together on the sofa, he approves of every movie choice I make without complaint. He NEVER demands to watch Sky Sports so I never have to compromise. What a sweetheart! He also has a low carb diet. Every time I offer him popcorn he utters not a sound so I end up scoffing the whole lot myself!
No Sex, thank you! 😜
The best thing about ‘The Quiet Man’ is that he has NO sexual needs whatsoever. He never expects or demands sex. He’s intuitive enough to know when I’m tired or not in the mood. He never whines, moans or guilt trips me into shagging him. He knows that a naked cuddle doesn’t necessarily mean he’ll get sex! I think he’s just coming to terms with the fact that he’s not physically equipped to perform sexual acts. Having only ONE hand doesn’t deter him from pleasuring me though – he’s become very skilled with those nimble fingers!
Another benefit of ‘The Quiet Man’ is that he doesn’t use up my hot water by washing himself or his clothes. He wears the same shirt to bed each night that he wore during the day at work. He isn’t exactly the most manly of men – he doesn’t sweat OR stink!
I have butterflies in my stomach just thinking about how considerate, selfless, compliant and QUIET he is. I have a wonderful feeling this relationship will last! He is indeed the PERFECT man! 😆